Browny Dog

Batting Avg:  .298    Women: .133
Fielding Avg: .230    Women: .133
Strike Outs:       0    Women: 133

Known for his suppression of his wild tendencies, Browny Dog was a careful strategist from the bench, often irritating the ump or opposing catchers with barely illiterate sounds and some outright insults, barely attributable to his covered mouth. As a pitcher, Hux used his stuttering, clunky motion and the J Foster jerk pitch movement to baffle opposing batters. As a batsman, Browny Dog was a deliberate place hitter, often turning triples into doubles and doubles into singles. Perhaps no other Dog was a student of the game like Browny Dog, who in his own way, let everyone know who was ultimately any good or not (all under his barely discernible breath)